A female rapper linked with Jay Z has capitalized on the recent Beyoncé and Jay Z divorce rumors and dropped a video committing one of the most risky feats of all time — attacking Queen Bey.
In a song entitled “Sorry Ms Carter,” Olivia McFallar (a.k.a. Yes LIV Can) raps an open letter to Beyoncé over the beat of Outkast’s hit “Ms. Jackson.” McFaller claims she almost became Jay Z’s mistress, but she stopped it before things got physical, adding that they “never screwed” and instead “connected on some hip-hop shit.”
While hanging out in a bikini and drinking wine, McFallar borrows some lyrical inspiration from the stars she’s apparently trying to diss — she says, “You got 99 problems but I ain’t tryin’ to be one,” and mentions that Jay Z likes “naturally flawless model chicks” like herself. She even advises Beyoncé to start telling girls how she became a wife, instead of singing about things like “surfbort.” Watch out, girlfriend.
Beyoncé and Jay Z haven’t commented on the video, likely because they’re busy selling out stadiums around the world on their massively successful On the Run Tour.
So its been a month or two, or even three, since you and your “dude” called it quits. your life is ok, and you have been living a better life without him.
Just when you thought you are done with him, your phone rings, and thinking its your bff, you grab your phone with a smile… but on opening the inbox … its, … guess who?, You guessed right, your ex.
He finally “thought of you”. LoL
Here are some of those messages that are irritating to read that make you want to smash your phone.
1. The “Are You Thinking About Me” Text
The ultimate testing the waters text to see what you’re thinking (most likely riiight when you were getting ready to move on).
#IGNORE… This text is to be ignored. what do you have to say to that anyway
2. The “I Miss You” Text
The kind of text you get when you run into the ex one night when you’re out with your friends, and he remembers how AWESOME you are and wants to get together again. But you’re just like:
#NOPE… I dont! dude, i have moved on. Cant you see how happy i am with my life now. To be honest, i don’t MISS you.
3. The “I Hope You Still Think About Me” Text
The kind of text he sends when he just saw your favorite band play and starts to seriously miss you. Sometimes this is a nice, sweet text, but he’s your ex for a reason, so naturally it just makes you seriously annoyed.
#JUSTSTOP… Dude pliz, i stopped thinking about you long before you became my ex.
4. The “Please Take Me Back” Text
The text he sends after he just got dumped, or when he sees you tagging some new cutie in all your Fb pics—basically, he realizes what he’s missing. lol
#TOOLATE… LoL, read, this, N.E.V.E.R
5. The “Just Checking In…” Text
The kind of ambiguous text that seems totally harmless at first until he starts sending them once a month so that you basically can never forget about him and move on.
#NOTINTERESTED… What is it that you are checking. Boriiiing.
6. The “Trying To Make You Jealous, But Failing” Text
The kind of text from a dude who thinks the best way to keep you roped in is to make you jealous by hitting on your friends. News flash: you know exactly what he’s doing. Instead of making you mad, it just makes you feel really sorry for him.
#LOL.NO… I know what you are up to dude… try harder. lol
7. The “Kill You with Kindness” Text
The kind of text an ex sends after stalking your Fb wall and realizing how awesome you’re doing. This one might seem kinda cute, until you realize that your life is totally amazing without him in it (and you want to keep it that way!).
#DELETE… Do i say BUll**** i mean, that text is not meant for me… lol
I know ladies you feel me. your ex is your ex, and he should respect that. Be on the look out for these texts and halla back if you have more of these kinda texts. Feel free to add on to the list.
So the past few weeks, fearless and straightforward blogger and writer, Njoki Chege, gave women another reason to hate on one of their own when she put on paper what everyone talks about but is not bold enough to put in black and white.
I did come across those articles in the internet but I decided not to take it personally, I have to have also tried so much to brush off the idea that lazy equals to being fat… Who said so? People took it to another level and I decided that I will join in the conversation and give Njoki a few facts right.
Before I write anything in relation to my views and opinions towards your easy write up Njoki Chege, I would love to notify you that Sexiness is an attitude, not defined by the clothes that one’s wears… get that right before deciding to bully plus size women. They maybe an easy target for you or anybody out there who may have the thought of tampering around with their self esteem due to their weight.
As a woman, I have been taught the beauty of chasing long term goals. Trying hard to look right for a “Mr. Right” or whoever he might be is basically one of the things I give a NO NO NO! Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth! A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
There is no level of attractiveness that can guarantee anybody they cannot be cheated on. Be it that you may be short, tall, and thin, plum black or yellow there men who have cheated on these beautiful ladies. It is a matter of being with a man who values principles. Life is too short to sit around worrying about meeting unrealistic goals, what is fat anyway?
The “Mr. Right” is out there living his dreams and achieving his goals while you’re busy ranting about a Waistline? Come on. Focus on achieving your goals too and leave the crap about what njoki chege has to say or write about plus size women. After all it’s her job, to write. That’s how she earns her living. Empty debes make the most noise. Am sure she can attest to that.
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Do not look for approval from anybody about how you look or what they think you should look like.
No apologies whatsoever.
Selena Gomez (Miss Beiber) as some of us would fancy calling her found herself on the wrong side of the law.
SelGo was recently found NAKED….ogling at Jaden Smith’s 6 pack in a private party off the coast of Miami.
So intense was this obsession that SelGo, theoretically speaking, stripped and couldn’t maintain herself on the couch when Jaden made his entrance into the house.
Selena, who recently turned 22, then took JS into one of the many rooms in the house and God only knows what happened.
A bitten Beiber was later spotted driving away. Sources say he couldn’t stand the humiliation
Just incase you didn’t know, Selena Gomez has NO crush on Jaden, and this party was NOT held at any given point in time….ooohh Jaden too has no 6 pack.
Nowadays many of us (young people) resent the pieces of advice given by our grannies. If you open your eyes and think broader, you’ll understand that these words are real pearls of wisdom. Not even Google or other search engines will give you all valuable and frank information, but your grandparents are mega experienced people in your life who really want to help you become happy and avoid fatal mistakes.
Check out a few wise pieces of advice from grandparents. To me these sacred words are the main principles of my life. 1. Don’t burn bridges
This huge world is actually small and interconnected. Don’t burn bridges, no matter how tempted you might be, because you never know how many times you’ll have to cross the same river. Always try to stay in good relations with people you know, because once I’ll have to cooperate with them again. This wonderful piece of advice is the key to building a good reputation in society. Furthermore, it often happens that people you dislike or hate due to some failures from the past can help you more than those who seem to be your best friends. 2. The fire of burned bridges may light your way to success
Bad bridges need to be burned in order to get rid of negativity and enemies who keep you away from you happiness. I do agree that there’s no point in continuing a negative relationship once you’re out the door. If the person has already shown the true face, you should be sure that nothing will change for better. 3. Keep money for rainy days
Life is an unpredictable thing and you never know when the sun will come out again to cover you with the sunshine. Always keep some money for the rainy days in spite of stable incomes. 4. Laugh as much as possible
Nowadays smiles and laughter are the best medicine from stress and pain. I find humor unique because it’s absolutely free and you cannot buy a frank and funny laughter. You can easily improve your mood and help others to smile in return. It’s surprising, but laughter is infectious, because many people cannot resist the sound of a roaring laughter. Smiles often bind people together and bring their minds and bodies into a balance. Plus, humor lightens your burdens and increases intimacy and happiness. Always use laughter and smiles as the best diplomatic trick to handle difficult situations. I want to admit that it really works. 5. Crying
My dear grandma says it’s ok to cry when you are disappointed about something. Once I’ve tried and now I realize that crying is an essential part of my mental well-being. Crying is not the sign of your weakness, but the ability to feel and experience different emotions. It releases stress hormones and toxins from your body. Furthermore, it gives relief to your heart and soul. 6. Do your favorite things
Always be brave enough to follow your dreams. I support the idea that the love to do things you adore cannot be forced. It’s desirable to find things you are passionate about and develop in this direction.
I hope these pearls of wisdom given by my (and maybe your) grandparents will help you somehow.
So here’s more from our part one series on what to look out for before calling it a thing.
6. Guilt tripping someone into doing something
This is using intimidation, using fear, or verbal abuse for creating submission for some action. Positive/ Negative Reinforcement (such as only saying I love you only after someone does something “good” or pleasing to the partner). Anyone who “presses your buttons” or uses your insecurities to get you to do what they want you to do is not genuine.
7. Giving gifts with strings attached or crossing your boundaries often
Someone who is manipulative must be in control. So if you find these circumstances to be the case, realize that no one deserves to be subjected to this kind of behavior.
8. Lack of Clear Communication
Hiding your needs and not vocalizing your ideas create distrust and are destructive. No intimacy can occur without communication. There various types of communication including physical (such as holding hands, cuddling, verbal (constructive compliments and feedback), and others. That also means that someone is able to share his or her most intimate details. It is a shame that many couples go several years or months without knowing what the other wants, or how they want to be treated, because they may be timid to express it. Express it. The other person may not agree, but should be open to the idea at least.
9. Has Low Standards for Himself or Herself
Ultimately they have to respect themselves to have healthy relationships with anyone else. Whether it’s not having proper hygiene or always settling for their unmet needs, a person with low standards is not mature and will not lift and encourage you to have higher standards.
10. Lack of Self-Love
You cannot love anyone until you love yourself. You can’t give someone water from your cup if your cup is empty.
11. Isn’t Supportive in Your Decisions and Dreams
Even if you fail, your significant other should help pick you back up and encourage you to do what you really want to do. They should never hold you back from your dreams and encourage you unconditionally in a positive and constructive way.
12. Tries to “Fix” You or Change You
Later in relationships people often try to make you into the person they want to have instead of who you are. They don’t embrace your faults and quirks, nor do they love and support you through them all unconditionally. If they try to change you, it is usually manipulative. This is different than encouraging you to be on time or growing together to be more responsible. If you want to change and they help you that is fine. But they should not try to change you. You change for yourself, first. They should love you and your quirks and faults, while being supportive of the changes you want to make. Likewise, hopefully the changes you want to make are helping yourself to also be better for your partner!
The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres. Love never fails.
Do you like to read? No, well neither do I. But hey, we all love reading some short, interesting stories to kick off a good morning or to mark an end to a long tiresome day right?
Now imagine a platform that offers links to such stories, stories not only published by Kenyan authors but by authors from the entire global space. How does that sound? Interesting? Well, welcome to Word Press.
Word Press is an application linked to one of the world’s biggest blogger sites, wordpress.com. Here you can find stories by world renowned authors, scientists, researchers and simple bloggers like you and I who have writing under their list of hobbies. What’s more is that with the Word Press application one can also publish their own articles straight to their site for the world to see or keep a private blog to show off only to their friends.
The Word Press application hosts thousands of published stories well placed under categories like humor, sports, science and more which help you select exactly what you would like to read and as well as keep a list of bloggers whose stories you’d never want to miss and you’ll find these stories waiting for you as soon as you log in.
Now you can finally forget about carrying around lump sum books or novels and quickly gain access to as many interesting stories as possible from your phone or tab using the Word Press application which is available for download at The Google Play Store. Go get it now and remember to thank me later.