terrible-pickup-lines-008-02232014What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl)could possibly say to get the ball running. I think that hilarious pickups are under estimated. Although its true there are no Good pickup lines since there just cheesy, awkward, sweet, but most of them are just entertaining . There is a reason why they still exist, its to put a smile on your face ladies and some guys. I believe a smile is the green light to a good relationship. I know most guys might be frightened by the naija vibe going around or the nishike six pack thing. Well worry no more because I got you covered with some of the cheesiest, funny, crazy and sweet pickup lines that if used well you can get that special someone.
1) Do you have a bandage? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
2) You’re like the dictionary cause you add meaning to my life.
3) If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
4) Hello, I just wanted to show this roses how beautiful you are.
5) When God made you He was totally showing off.
6) Your like my favorite song, I just to play all night.
7) If you were a computer I would have accessed you.
8) I would like to live your foot prints on my ceiling.
9) I want to give myself to you.
10) You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
11) A-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z, where is u?
12) Have you seen my credit card cause I’m checking you out.
13) Was your mum an air fighter cause when she had you she dropped the bomb.
14) You must be Cinderella , cause I see your dress disappearing before by mid night.
15) Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone…your number’s not in it.

Part 2 comes tomorrow!

Read this Article >>> How To Fight Lipstick Troubles Without Breaking A Sweat